rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #11SHEEP + BOXING + HELICOPTER + JAM JAR

LISTEN WE’RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS STRANGE NEW REALITY

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #11

SHEEP + BOXING + HELICOPTER + JAM JAR

LISTEN WE’RE ALL GOING TO HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS STRANGE NEW REALITY

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #9
SPACE + NINJA + APE + SUBMARINE

the ultimate in silent running

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #9

SPACE + NINJA + APE + SUBMARINE

the ultimate in silent running

Ryan, I had no idea
Is this why the seal of the royal warrant is on those kid-leather gloves of yours????
[ BOOKWAR ]

Ryan, I had no idea

Is this why the seal of the royal warrant is on those kid-leather gloves of yours????

[ BOOKWAR ]

ryannorth:

So I stopped by a garage sale on my way to an unrelated garage I’m interested in purchasing and picked up this book by David.  It’s the first fiction (??) I’ve read by him!
David, here is my review!
THE GOOD: 
I liked how you described your costume as “leaving nothing to the imagination, except perhaps how the faces I’d make would look as you slowly cut me out of it”
colophon was complete and well-detailed
THE BAD:
the way you kept saying “THIS IS REAL AND IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!” at least once per chapter
the way you wrote “(WOW!!)” after each one of your superhero feats as if you, the writer, were amazed by your own imagination?
the way you kept using “IRL” and how you kept writing “(that’s short for ‘in real life’)” afterwards every single time
THE WEIRD:
telling librarians where to file the book on the cover
the fact you made me your sidekick but kept describing me as “the handsome, more powerful one”??
ending seemed a bit forced
[BOOKWAR]

Well, well, well! Once again Ryan North has stooped to LIBEL and SLANDER in order to besmirch my reputation as a LITERARY POWERHOUSE ON THE RISE.
In your haste to criticize this book, I see you entirely skipped the prologue, which provides important contextual clues for all the pages that follow!
You see, Ryan, this book is in fact a transcript of a dream I had as a teenager, which was so weird and interesting that I thought everyone else should know about it!! In most of it I thought I was in my high school, but it was also kind of like my mom’s house, but my first boss was also there? CRAZY, HUH????? I describe it all at length, in the book!!
My alarm went off at the end which is why the climactic boss battle resolves with “I had to leap up and go pee all of a sudden. TO BE CONTINUED????” which is totally a valid literary device!
THERE. ALL OBJECTIONS ANSWERED HANDILY.

ryannorth:

So I stopped by a garage sale on my way to an unrelated garage I’m interested in purchasing and picked up this book by David.  It’s the first fiction (??) I’ve read by him!

David, here is my review!

THE GOOD: 

  • I liked how you described your costume as “leaving nothing to the imagination, except perhaps how the faces I’d make would look as you slowly cut me out of it”
  • colophon was complete and well-detailed

THE BAD:

  • the way you kept saying “THIS IS REAL AND IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!” at least once per chapter
  • the way you wrote “(WOW!!)” after each one of your superhero feats as if you, the writer, were amazed by your own imagination?
  • the way you kept using “IRL” and how you kept writing “(that’s short for ‘in real life’)” afterwards every single time

THE WEIRD:

  • telling librarians where to file the book on the cover
  • the fact you made me your sidekick but kept describing me as “the handsome, more powerful one”??
  • ending seemed a bit forced

[BOOKWAR]

Well, well, well! Once again Ryan North has stooped to LIBEL and SLANDER in order to besmirch my reputation as a LITERARY POWERHOUSE ON THE RISE.

In your haste to criticize this book, I see you entirely skipped the prologue, which provides important contextual clues for all the pages that follow!

You see, Ryan, this book is in fact a transcript of a dream I had as a teenager, which was so weird and interesting that I thought everyone else should know about it!! In most of it I thought I was in my high school, but it was also kind of like my mom’s house, but my first boss was also there? CRAZY, HUH????? I describe it all at length, in the book!!

My alarm went off at the end which is why the climactic boss battle resolves with “I had to leap up and go pee all of a sudden. TO BE CONTINUED????” which is totally a valid literary device!

THERE. ALL OBJECTIONS ANSWERED HANDILY.

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #4
SPACE + ROLLING PIN + TANK + ELEPHANT

same

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #4

SPACE + ROLLING PIN + TANK + ELEPHANT

same

visually stunning animation.

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #003
SAMURAI + ELEPHANT + SHEEP + HELICOPTER

Last one for today — but these will post daily on the Roll-a-Sketch Tumblr and FB from now on!

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #003

SAMURAI + ELEPHANT + SHEEP + HELICOPTER

Last one for today — but these will post daily on the Roll-a-Sketch Tumblr and FB from now on!

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #002 SPACE + VICTORIAN + PENGUIN + HELICOPTER

lots of creatures. lots of stories.

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #002 SPACE + VICTORIAN + PENGUIN + HELICOPTER

lots of creatures. lots of stories.

rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #001 VICTORIAN + TANK
…SO I SAID “TANKS A LOT!”
BOOOOO
YOU’VE CHANGED MAN

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rollasketch:

Roll-a-Sketch #001 VICTORIAN + TANK

…SO I SAID “TANKS A LOT!”

BOOOOO

YOU’VE CHANGED MAN

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archiemcphee:

Evolution is a very long and gradual process. We can look back and see how different animals have evolved over time, but there’s no telling how various living organisms will develop in the future, particularly if they start interbreeding in seemingly impossible combinations. Thankfully David Malki !, creator of the awesome webcomic Wondermark, put together this amazing “Zoological Times Table and Spotters’ Identification Guide”. Say goodbye to all that guesswork and hello to a world full of weird and wonderful animal hybrids.
Click here to view a larger version.
[via Wondermark]

archiemcphee:

Evolution is a very long and gradual process. We can look back and see how different animals have evolved over time, but there’s no telling how various living organisms will develop in the future, particularly if they start interbreeding in seemingly impossible combinations. Thankfully David Malki !, creator of the awesome webcomic Wondermark, put together this amazing “Zoological Times Table and Spotters’ Identification Guide”. Say goodbye to all that guesswork and hello to a world full of weird and wonderful animal hybrids.

Click here to view a larger version.

[via Wondermark]